I just have to do this. I'm looking at the headlines at CNN.com under the U.S. section. Here are the headlines...

--First grader suspended for sexual harrassment
--Waitress charged with mailing explosives
--Suspect arrested in 1975 slayings
--Cats removed, monkeys left at filthy house
--Adulterous deputies face suspension
--Officer charged with assaulting husband
--Teacher accused of racist remarks
--Objections raised to 'N-word' in school play
--Probe leads to 'Hoosier Hotties' bust
--Girl looking for Care Bears finds porn

This is what CNN considers 'news' in our country....