So I have this English class. I've been rackin my brain getting this paper going, and it's not going as fast as I'd like, or as fast as the professor would like. There was a draft due on Thursday, but she made it optional, which is a good thing because I was still working on getting a thesis down. I mean this fuckin shit is hard!! At least for me it is. I know there are people that can just whip this shit out in a few hours, but I aint one of those people.

Which brings me to the reason for this post. There are assholes in this class that couldn't give two shits about this class. There is one guy that tries to sleep!! Another guy obviously does absolutely nothing that is required for class. I'm not even teaching the class and I feel like slapping the shit out of him. I know the Professor is frustrated, has to be!!

So here is an email she sent out to everyone in her two classes....

Hey all. If you have started writing, then write on! But after hearing from some people who haven't started writing yet I thought I'd send an email to say that I'm scared for you if you haven't started yet. My purpose in saying this is not to create unnecessary anxiety, but perhaps some anxiety is good. Since this essay is much more complicated than essay 1 it will require much writing and revising; it will require drafting ideas and going back to these ideas often to develop them and create a strong analysis. I want you all to do well, so I hope you'll get writing if youhave not already.

I was gonna tell her exactly what I think of those fuckers, but I decided it might be best if I didn't. Here's what I almost sent her.....

Not that you give a shit, but if it were me dealing with these people they would probably have to be taking the class again, cause I just wouldn't put up with their shit. I mean, come on, sleeping in class? We used to bring huge volumes to training specifically to deal with people like that, and then drop them flat on the floor at their feet from a height of 7 feet. If you practice, it makes a tremendous sound that is pretty effective. Anyway, it kind of gets to me because I've put in a lot of hours on this thing already and give myself headaches to be prepared for class, just so I can get a barely passing grade. If some of these lamers are that good that they can get by with what they are doing, they should've just challenged the course and been done with it.

Yeah, kinda nice, but it was gonna be for the English instructor, I couldn't be too vulgar... It's pretty sad that a professor has to send an email out like this to people that are supposed to be adults...